Dear MOM,
I don't know why, but there is this girl that keeps staring me down. I think that she is looking at my legs when I am sitting in the library during Hall Time. Every time I look over to her table, I think she is glaring at me from behind over her raised book. Either she is looking to take my position as Student Body Representative, or maybe she is just trying to hook up with me. I am having a great time here at Bounceville, Utah and I made new friends. It is kind of hard to master all the hard classes especially when my new friends take away the pleasure of letting me study quietly. Yo mom, I have to tell you that there was this man, that told me to eat more. Do you think I am that skinny?!?!? I have really tried to gain weight, but it won't work. I jammed two Burger Macs down my throat, but I guess I burned it off while I was walking. All these comments by these ungrateful, random people are making me this close {} to quitting school. Oh yeah I have to tell you about the time when this guy named Drale. He dropped his books on the floor. He dropped it while I was walking. I know he was trying to trip me. Of course I had to be the nice guy and I picked it up for him. I'm staying in school for you mom. Becasue I know you love me and I love you.
Coming HOME for Christmas,
J
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9 comments:
I believe you are suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder! :-) Great post!
Great post, the person is obviously affected with narrcissistic personality disorder!
I diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder. Good post.
HAHA SOUND JUST LIKE YOU! i think you need therapy, jay. Anyways i think this guy has narcissistic disorder.
haha it's funny how you put the this close thingy {} okay anyways i think it's probably Narcissistic personality disorder.
Im not sure about everyone else's diagnosis of narcissism. I felt that the person was more paranoid because they kind of had the everyone is out to get me and people have a negative agenda kind of thoughts. You can get therapy for this to help you ease your suspicions about how other people see you and what they want from you.
Nice. Narcissistic personality disorder definitely. Stuffing Big Macs down your throat will eventually kill you either from choking or clogged arteries.
Haha I loved this post, Jay. :) But I agree with Ashley. You do seem more paranoid than narcissistic because you keep asking why that girl was staring at your legs (when she may not be) or if you are too fat.
nice letter. obvioulsy narcissistic personality disorder. i never knew you could burn off 2 big macs from a walk. the letter was very entertaining
and there seems to be some debate about whether your paraniod or narcissistic, but i think narcissistic, but different aspects of the letter appeal to both disorders.
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